If you are a Christian, you have to read this, lol. Our family does not do Santa, and as a result we will never do the whole elf on a shelf thing either, but you have to admit that it looks like fun. :) A very cute idea, and I suspect that whoever thought of it is quite well off by now. But anyways, this is funny stuff, take a minute and read this, it will make you smile. And maybe even laugh a little.
My favorite line: Shepherd 1: “Because Jesus is funky and loves a good beat. Plus, every superhero needs a theme song.”